The Skipper: Dictionary

By mr Dimitry Martens

THE SCHIPPER'S INTERNATIONAL SWEARBOOK

"For when normal words fail... insult like a pro - in 100 languages."

Ever wanted to tell someone off... in Finnish?
Curse like a pirate in Italian?
Say "f*** you" with elegance in French?
Or confuse someone with the most absurd insults in 100 languages?

Well, here it is: the most pointless, ridiculous, and absolutely essential book you never knew you needed.

This A7-sized pocketbook ("The dimensions may not be accurate.") is your ultimate survival guide for:

awkward conversations

annoying colleagues

loud neighbors

stubborn in-laws

political speeches

customer service calls

and those moments when words just... fail.

What's inside?

100+ ways to say "f*** you" around the world

Middle fingers in full color

Random rebellious pictures with zero educational value

Text so small you'll need a magnifying glass

Completely AI-free (unless AI hacked it, which it probably did)

Warning:

This book is not for babies, saints, sensitive souls, or corporate meetings.
It is strictly intended for mature audiences aged 32 and up - ideally those with low IQ, high sarcasm, zero patience, and a massive sense of humor.

Perfect gift for:

Grumpy grandpas

Weird friends

Lonely truckers

Office rebels

Dictators in training

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FFSZS7ZB
• ISBN13: 9798289773609
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 30 Pages
• Weight: 0.09 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"