...think it no coincidence I came to their home at the precise time to witness an event which would likely alter their society forever. I find it therefore right to compose an orderly account of the happenings I observed during my short intrusion to that world.
For a primitive group, their lives seem to be continuously filled with excitement. They philosophise; and telling stories would appear to be the dominant drive in these creatures' lives. That I can know their thoughts, and that they - with all honesty - are capable of magic, is wondrous.
Though I endeavour to chronicle all which took place in their walled valley, I must confess, reliving some of the incidents, is for me torment. The agony is only assuaged by the perpetual chucklesome bearing of these plump beings.
I am trusting, my dear friend, you will not allow the knowledge of the ShewDews to fade into oblivion.
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ORIGIN: Gerlif Five-Four