The Sentient Spatula: In this kitchen, the spatula flips you

By Prasanth N.M

When dinner becomes deadly... and the spatula is holding the grudge.

Jason Dasher, a down-on-his-luck line cook with burnt-out dreams and a questionable temper, didn't mean to create culinary chaos. All he wanted was to survive another soul-sucking shift at Griddle Gods without losing his mind. But when a late-night tantrum and a mysterious kitchen mishap breathe life into his favorite spatula, things take a turn, from bad to murderously absurd.

Now imbued with a vengeful consciousness, the spatula isn't just flipping pancakes-it's flipping out. Anyone who disrespects it, misuses it, or dares call it "just a utensil" finds themselves on the wrong end of its stainless-steel wrath. What begins as petty kitchen accidents quickly escalates into a full-blown reign of terror, and only Jason can stop the madness... if he can survive long enough to try.

Darkly hilarious, blood-splattered, and weirdly heartfelt, The Sentient Spatula is a horror comedy that slices into the absurdity of food culture, workplace rage, and what happens when we take our tools for granted-literally.

Because in this kitchen, the spatula doesn't take orders. It gives them.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F8HR1HKB
• ISBN13: 9798283641454
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 136 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"