The Science of Holidays

By Tj Allen

YOU DID NOT INVENT HOLIDAYS
At some point, without formal agreement, a species capable of splitting atoms decided that specific dates would be assigned to overeating, coordinated gift exchange, decorative lighting that violates basic electrical restraint, and the temporary suspension of normal social rules. This decision was not voted on. It emerged. Quietly at first, then all at once, and now it owns entire sections of the calendar like a seasonal landlord with strong opinions about your behavior.
Holidays are not breaks from reality. They are reality, concentrated. They are the visible spikes in a system that is otherwise pretending to be stable. They are where culture reveals itself without subtlety, where economics dresses up as generosity, where memory and marketing enter into long-term contractual agreements, and where humans willingly participate in rituals they do not fully understand but would aggressively defend if challenged.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GWDNS1MQ
• ISBN13: 9798255275977
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 186 Pages
• Weight: 0.98 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 8.5" x 11.0"