The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade

By Jeremy Jensen

The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade
Book 2 in the wildly funny alien-in-suburbia series**

Maple Grove's most determined HOA warrior has a new mission: EXPOSE THE MILLERS.
And she will not be stopped-not by sorcery, not by lizards, and definitely not by a goat.

Karen Worthington has always suspected something was off about the Millers. The glowing kids. The strange chanting. The fire that "started itself." The casserole that whispered.

But after the events of Book 1, she is more convinced than ever that her neighbors are hiding a life-altering, civilization-endangering secret.

And she's right.

★ Meanwhile... the Millers have bigger problems. Much bigger.Lucifer has moved into their guest room.Selena and Kevin are unleashed upon public school.And Zara is trying to summon the apocalypse using TikTok.

Every day brings a new catastrophe:

Selena accidentally becomes queen of the GothsKevin runs for student council on a "goat-friendly" platformLucifer becomes a PTA volunteerA TikTok trend opens a literal hell portalCupcakes begin whispering complimentsSomeone summons a snack-demon in the cafeteria

And Karen?
She documents all of it in a binder thicker than a phone book, complete with red-circled screenshots and pie charts labeled WHY THEY'RE ALIENS.

★ The confrontation every reader has been waiting for...

When Karen finally marches into the Miller home with binders A-G, she demands the truth:

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? "

She gets answers.
Just... not the ones she expected.

And before she can prove anything, something far more terrifying descends over Maple Grove-a glowing sigil forming in the sky, an otherworldly arrival that horrifies even Lucifer.

The last line will leave readers desperate for Book 3.

Perfect for fans of:

The Good Place

Resident Alien

3rd Rock From the Sun

Suburban satire

Cozy fantasy with chaotic energy

Comedy with demonic flavor

Download The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade today

Discover what happens when one HOA mom goes too far...
and finds herself standing between suburbia and a cosmic threat she never saw coming.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G5WFCLX2
• ISBN13: 9798276941707
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 84 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"