The Sasswood Chronicles: Dunk & Disorderly

By Gayle Allsop

Biscuits are at war. Sasswood is the battlefield. This is dunking... with consequences.

DISCLAIMER: This is the weirdest, most bonkers Sasswood book yet. You have been warned.

The Great Biscuit Wars have erupted, and Sasswood Hollow will never be the same. From latte-fuelled Biscoff uprisings to the Coconut Reign of Terror, from Highland Shortbread clans to rogue Penguin pun battalions, the battle for the barrel has gone full crumble.

Inside, you'll witness:

Biscuit espionage, dairy-based tyranny, and romantic affairs between minty nobles and chocolate fingers.The creation of Biscuitwood - a realm beyond the jam horizon where rivers run with tea and Hobnobs patrol the meadows.Secret prophecies, scandalous hybrids (is it cake or biscuit? ), and Kit-Kat's ultimate redemption arc.

It's absurd. It's delicious. It's dangerously dunkable.

And once you enter Sasswood's Biscuitwood Chronicles(TM), you may never look at your tea-time snack the same way again.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FMJY3XGJ
• ISBN13: 9798298155625
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"