The Salty Guardian (Fenestra Inc.)

By Eli Gardner

Working for Heaven, but salty as Hell. Someone up there is messing with you. And it's not your guardian angel, because they outsource their responsibilities to humans called Cosmic Signers, and it's their job to send cosmic signs to their charges to help steer them towards their true calling. But sometimes human charges come along like Charlie Bailey, who are so thick-skulled and dimwitted that they can't perceive the signs sent to them, even when they have wished and prayed for them ( we are all like Charlie ). Sometimes Cosmic Signers like Sam Singleton, get audited over their thick-skulled and dimwitted human charges--punished for their charges inability to follow signs. A failed audit means a one way ticket to the purifying flames of Purgatory. Cosmic Signers like Sam resort to desperate measures to avoid such a fate. People like you and Charlie, are the reason your salty cosmic guardian drinks. Yes, someone up there is messing with you, but they do it with love. They work for the Department of Cosmic Signs, and they are trying to save both your ass (from yourself), and their own. Experience the first novel in the Fenestra Inc. Universe, a setting of magical realism about all the cosmic and supernatural worlds and beings that overlap our own reality. Humorous and thought-provoking, award-winning author Eli Gardner delivers endearing characters and charming, cozy settings. Good for people who want witty, heart-warming, unique and entertaining reads.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CV8BKBDZ
• ISBN13: 9798876672728
• Release Date: February 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 197 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.5" x 5.5"