The Ronald Grump Gospel: Make Judea Great Again

By Johann Bachmann

What if the Messiah was more interested in market shares than miracles? What if the Son of God came with a PR team and a real estate empire? Welcome to Make Judea Great Again: The Ronald Grump Gospel, where ancient history meets modern capitalism in the most outrageous way possible. In this razor-sharp satire, Johann Bachmann reinvents biblical times through the eyes of Ronald Grump-a divine disruptor, tax evader, and self-proclaimed savior of Judea. Raised under the business-savvy guidance of his mother, Deborah Grump, Ronald sets out to revolutionize the Holy Land-not with miracles, but with branding, profit margins, and a strategic partnership with King Herod's tax department. Witness as Grump turns the Temple into a shopping mall, launches the world's first pay-per-view Last Supper, and introduces premium-tier miracles (because divine intervention should be a business, not a charity). Alongside his team of eccentric disciples-including Barabbas the Influencer, Rabbi Ezekiel the Conspiracy Theorist, and Lucius the Tax Genius-Grump's journey from Bethlehem to the boardroom is nothing short of legendary. A must-read for lovers of political satire, religious humor, and anyone who enjoys watching the powerful get skewered, Make Judea Great Again is an unholy fusion of The Bible, The Wolf of Wall Street, and The Onion. Whether you're laughing, cringing, or both, one thing is certain-this messiah is all business. Get ready for the greatest, most luxurious Second Coming-because this time, it's all about the branding.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F24CZDJR
• ISBN13: 9798314909034
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 294 Pages
• Weight: 0.87 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"