The Rind King: "All the world's a stage... but the script is written by trolls."

By M. R. Furlong

The Rind King: The Orange King Cometh

The Rind King, an orange-hued, vainglorious tyrant, has set his sights on the Great White North's magical passageway. His Muskrat Wizard has a secret weapon: he has infused the soldiers with the King's very essence. Victory seems certain.

But the North has a few magic tricks up its sleeve, and the King's essence may be no match for a little fairy lust dust.

The Rind King is a bawdy musical satire of modern politics, where vanity reigns, trolls rule, and fairy tales come dangerously close to reality.

The stage is set. The die is cast. Beneath the rind, the pulp rots fast

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H8KHR2Q6
• ISBN13: 9798184371368
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 114 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"