Who is the most disgusting person you've ever loved? After going through a breakup in Texas, Fern finds herself cleaning out her cooter, in a lake in Mississippi. Fern is an adventurous young go-getter who loves to dance, drink, and unwittingly turn everyone's world upside down! In Mississippi, she finds and falls in love with her new gay sidekick, Curtis, who soon becomes entangled in her unhinged web of insanity, promiscuity, and utter ridiculousness. Fern means well, but her efforts rarely end well. She goes for whatever she wants, and no one stands in her way, but if her life is a puzzle, there are several pieces missing! This true story of real people, whose names have been changed to protect the guilty, will drive you nuts! You will meet a variety of unforgettable and lovable characters whose lives are forever changed after meeting "Wayward Fern!" Would you take her in? Find out why you should.....or shouldn't! There is literally no turning back.
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