The Preface Section Part One: This Is a Christian Book

By Srandall Slopez

DEDICATED TO GEORGE LUCAS.

Christian jokes. STAR WARS ANALYSIS. STAR WARS JOKES. Church comedy. Christian Humor. CONSUMER Satire. Social critique. THE AUTHOR LOVES THE PREQUELS AND UNABASHEDLY DEFENDS AND CELEBRATES AND EXPLAINS THE PREQUELS. POLITICAL HUMOR AND CHRISTIAN THEMES.

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOOK THAT WEIGHS IN USING LOTS OF METAPHOR ALONG WITH MYTH AND MYTHOLOGY.

THE TEXTUAL FOUNDATION FOR THIS BOOK (1) THE PREQUELS AND (2) THE BIBLE KJV.

HILARITY AND CLARITY ENSUE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THERE IS NO GOING BACK AFTER READING THIS BOOK. LUCAS IS THE KEY. AND YES JAR JAR IS THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE THING. TRUST THE FORCE.

THE PREFACE SECTION PART ONE: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOOK FIRST EDITION CONTAINS A COUPLE OF TYPOS. SEE THIS SPACE FOR PAGE NUMBERS AND CORRECTIONS. COMING SOON. ALSO CHECK THE WEBSITE FOR SCANS OF THESE PAGES AND CORRECTIONS.

AUDIO VERSION COMING SOON ALONG WITH MORE INFO AT #THEHUMANSOCIALMEDIAPEDE

AND ALSO WATCH FOR SOON-TO-BE-PUBLISHED SECOND EDITION WITH A BRAND-NEW INTRODUCTION WITH EVEN MORE FOOTNOTES AND NEW, UPDATED CONTENT INCLUDING MORE STAR WARS JOKES AND EVEN FUNNIER GEORGE LUCAS JOKES. AND MORE JAR JAR JOKES. LOL.

GEORGE LUCAS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER TO GRACE THE PLANE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO GEORGE LUCAS.

THANK YOU, GEORGE. FOR OPENING THE DOOR FOR ME TO A LARGER WORLD

DEDICATED TO GEORGE LUCAS.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0C51V4H97
• ISBN13: 9798394601972
• Release Date: May 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 142 Pages
• Weight: 0.76 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.5" x 11.0"