The Pornographic Pizza: And Other Vignettes

By Robert L Geiser

Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologist culls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he:
is spooked by a lump of blue coal is involved in a nun's death orders up a pornographic pizza meets a beady-eyed snowman lends Betsy Ross a helping hand is outwitted by a raccoon treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression conjures up a killer dog as a pet resolves a child's birthday dilemma is stumped by a locked room murder mystery confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments, and still has the energy to write more unique and off-beat stories, blending reality with fantasy, in a light-hearted and amusing style.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0595434746
• ISBN13: 9780595434749
• Release Date: April 2007
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Length: 172 Pages
• Weight: 0.57 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"