Every woman Sebastian King has ever dated publicly has been thin, gorgeous, and camera-ready.
So when Hollywood's favorite playboy starts pursuing plus-size makeup artist Alana James, she assumes he wants one thing:
A secret.
Absolutely fucking not.
Alana has zero interest in being anybody's hidden fling, experimental phase, or embarrassing little detour. If Sebastian wants her, he can want her where everybody can see.
The problem?
Sebastian was never planning to hide her.
Most of his famous relationships were publicity arrangements carefully manufactured by managers, studios, and publicists. His actual type is much simpler.
Alana.
Specifically Alana.
But when paparazzi catch them kissing, the internet loses its mind. Suddenly everyone has an opinion about Sebastian "breaking his type," Alana becoming his latest phase, and whether a man like him could possibly be serious about a woman like her.
Then Sebastian's glamorous French ex, Emilia Beaumont, decides to make things worse.
Fake messages. Leaked audio. Suspicious photographs.
And suddenly Alana has receipts proving every fear she swore she didn't have.
Except the receipts are fake.
Now she has to figure out whether she just blew up the best relationship of her life...while Sebastian is wondering if proposing after six weeks would be considered completely fucking insane.
The Playboy Only Dates Size Zeros is a funny, spicy plus-size celebrity romance featuring a sassy heroine, an obsessed Hollywood hero, public affection, secret sabotage, paparazzi chaos, body confidence, and one man who has absolutely no intention of keeping the woman he wants hidden.