The Penguin Dictionary of Jokes, Wisecracks, Quips and Quotes

By George Albert Brown

Book Overview

A good joke can lift the lowest spirits, enliven the dullest party, or be a welcome icebreaker at the start of a speech. But why is it so hard to find that key quip when you need it? Now anyone can have the best jokes at their fingertips with this comprehensive collection of the finest, funniest, most up-to-date gags, rib-ticklers, and silly one-liners ever. Organized by subject and containing side-splitters stolen from such wits as Groucho Marx, Orson Welles, Mark Twain, and P. J. O'Rourke, among many, many others, this volume assures those who use it that they will never again be at a loss for words that produce giggles galore.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0141013591
• ISBN13: 9780141013596
• Release Date: October 2003
• Publisher: Penguin Books
• Length: 320 Pages
• Weight: 0.64 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.8" x 5.4"

Customer Reviews

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No doubt about it,this is a great joke book.I have about 25 similar collection of jokes and this is as good as any of them .Why do I say this? Well, first of all, this book has over 300 pages and each page has an average of at least 20 jokes;therefore we get at least 6000 jokes.Sure, some are so old they have wiskers,others are reworked chestnuts;but, by and large the vast majority were new to me.I've read a lot of Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain,so most of those from them were familiar,and even though forgotten,were enjoyable to read again.Then there were a lot of jokes from writers,politicans,humorists,and so forth who were new to me and I really enjoyed them. One thing quite different with this book is that having been published by Penguin,it has many British jokes. Another thing I liked was that the jokes are short,many are really one-liners. One of my favorite kinds of jokes is the "insult joke", of which I have been making a collection.Even here ,there were a few new to me;an example of a common one is: He's not playing with a full deck. This book gives me a few new ones-- His aerial doesn't pick up all the channels. He's all booster and no payload. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. He doesn't have all his dogs on the same leash. He's all foam and no beer. I'm afraid her receiver's off the hook. He's got an IQ that's about room temperature. Now here's a good one to use when someone is going on about how important somebody is."They say at the office he does the work of two men:Laurel and Hardy." That's just a sample of what you get. I agree with the reviwer ahead of me when he disagreed with those who rated this book as not very good.This book has jokes from some of the best of the 20th Century,what are they looking for? I suggest they read the Foreward where the will see; "As part of our continuing commitment to quality,if you are in any way dissatisfied with your purchase of "The Penguin Dictionary of Jokes" please remember that our customer care department is there to help.They will remind you that not everyone has a fully developed sense of humour and therefore the fault may lie with you rather than with the book." A great joke book;and I hope you enjoy it as much as I dd.

so unfair.

Those other reviews are obviously from people with no sense of comedy at all. Everyone knows that jokes are only funny if they are told well, which is why the other reviewer only get the ones they have heard before from well known comedians. I think the one about the joke in the forest is sublime. A talented comedian can make anything funny, and this book is a really useful tool for preparing a speech, as long as you have enough imagination to think of a good context and time it well.