'Courtney hit a couple of lucky shots.' Samantha Callahan
(feisty, after losing 6-2 to Courtney Gold)
'You only live once, but you get to serve twice.' Annie Callahan (philosophical wisdom, after her Wimbledon defeat)
'I'm beautiful, famous and gorgeous. Everything both Callahan sisters aspire to be.' Courtney Gold (smug, Minty Mouthwash spokesperson and sometime tennis player)
'No comment. I've coached all three.' Bear Devlin (unruffled uber coach - clarification: Devlin is a super coach, not a bus driver for hire)