The Oracle's Recess: Sacred Misbehavior and Celestial Side Eye

By Tina Mason

Ever felt like your spirit guide was ghosting you? Wondered if enlightenment had an off switch? Questioned whether your angels needed a nap or a margarita?

Welcome to The Oracle's Recess, where the divine takes a coffee break, the sacred wears sweatpants, and spiritual awakening is equal parts glory and glitter glue.

In this wildly irreverent, laugh-out-loud collection, Tina Mason opens the gates to her celestial playground. Each chapter delivers a soul-snorting blend of divine wisdom, cosmic sass, and the kind of spiritual real talk usually reserved for post-yoga parking lot confessions.

Inside you'll find:
Spirit guides who don't text back
Enlightenment meltdowns and celestial side-eye
The sacred art of holy tantrums
Truth bombs wrapped in sequins and grace
And permission-glorious, unapologetic permission-to be both holy and hilariously human.

This is not your guru's guidebook. It's your soul's permission slip to play, rest, reclaim joy, and maybe fire a few spirit guides along the way. For the mystic misfit, the barefoot healer, the enlightened sass master, you belong here.

Recess is in session. And the cosmos is watching... probably giggling.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GXPRFB9M
• ISBN13: 9798257844522
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"