The Not So Polished Woman
Chaos. ADHD. Social Work. Wine. Repeat.
Ever wondered what happens when you mix ADHD brain, trauma baggage, and a career in social work? Spoiler: it's not Pinterest-perfect. It's more like a Netflix dark comedy with extra wine and a bulldog that snores louder than your inner critic.
This brutally honest memoir is for anyone who's ever:Thought "holistic approach" was code for "I wasn't listening but hope this sounds clever"
Inside, you'll find:
Childhood chaos (Sudocrem art installations, hamster escape missions)Teenage disasters (joyrides, LSD fruit pastilles, and questionable boyfriends)Pregnancy truths (flip-flops, diarrhoea, and hormonal ring-throwing)Social work survival mode (cat-pee carpets, gang slang, and parents who think you run a child-removal Ponzi scheme)If you love funny memoirs, real-life chaos, and books that make you snort-laugh while crying, this is your next binge-read. Perfect for fans of:
ADHD memoirsWomen's humourSocial work stories that don't sugar coat realityWarning: Contains swearing, sarcasm, and a bulldog named Peggy who thinks she's an emotional support loaf.