The Mascot Retires

By Drew James

Kenny Spaulding (a.k.a. Wild Rat) is perhaps more mascot than man. This is his story--a college story of painful social awkwardness, a hopeless love interest, and a Division III basketball game where Kenny will be asked to finally grow up. What happens when the school mascot decides he's had enough? Narrated by a student journalist, a campus police officer, and the only girl to ever see Kenny nude, "The Mascot Retires" is an absurdist comedy about a guy who would rather do absolutely anything than become self-aware.ABOUT THE AUTHORDrew James is a fiction writer and humorist whose work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Jokes Review, and Lucent Dreaming.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08R9F3716
• ISBN13: 9798684504778
• Release Date: December 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.14 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"