The Maltese Cockatiel: A P.I. Pets Mystery

By JP Magee

Dashiell "Dash" Hamster is no ordinary gumshoe. He's a guinea pig in a trench coat, sniffing out trouble in the dark underworld of PetTown-a pet shop gone noir. When a caramel-furred dame in a tilted ribbon hat waltzes into his office asking for help, Dash uncovers a maze of missing rodents, rat gangsters, and rumors of a legendary golden statue called the Maltese Cockatiel. Everyone wants it-the seagull crime boss hoarding shiny loot in the storeroom, the salty cracker-munching rat with a mean streak, and maybe even the femme fatale who can't keep her story straight.

But beneath the neon buzz of the CLOSED sign, nothing is what it seems. Fake clues crumble, friendships crack, and cage doors slam. If the Maltese Cockatiel is real, it could change PetTown forever-or it might just be the stuff that dreams are made of. Filled with wisecracking rodents, double-crosses, and midnight showdowns, The Maltese Cockatiel is a hilarious detective romp that'll leave you squeaking for more. Will Dashiell Hamster solve the case before the sun comes up? Or will PetTown's shadows swallow him whole? Strap on your fedora and find out

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DVJ8CFZZ
• ISBN13: 9798308671930
• Release Date: January 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"