Cootie Bugle, the Mad Knight of Love and War, has failed grade eight four times, has a bad case of turkeypox and must somehow stop the evil, Doctor Death. But everything goes wrong. Doctor Death turns out to be a nice guy; then Cootie falls in love with a walking sausage, a cute little dachshund; and finally he has to get a job to help his poor family survive. Meanwhile, the Geriatrics have declared war against children, have destroyed their schools and put them in prison. In this terribly cruel and funny world, what else could Cootie do but?
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