Just a silly parody of bodice rippers. Can a lonely, overweight student in a medieval convent school ever land a gorgeous, sexy Highlander who looks a bit like Fabio?Probably not.Hippolyta thelbertha Winebottom loves cake, clothes, shopping, and romance novels featuring a gorgeous kilted Highlander named Fabulous.It's 1190, though, and if she survives the mean girls at school, she still has to contend with witch hunters, lepers, morris dancers, highwaymen, Saracens, pillaging knights and corrupt Vatican officials. Oh prithee, who will save her from the dark ages? What she needs is a hero. And maybe a vaccine for the plague. And a crown would be nice. And a pet dragon. And lots of cake.
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