The Lazy Guru's Guide to Conscious Consumerism: Because Saving the Planet Shouldn't Cost This Much

By LOUNGE MASTER

You care about the planet. You just don't want to go broke or lose your mind doing it.

Enter: The Lazy Guru's Guide to Conscious Consumerism, a hilariously honest book for everyone trying to do better, but not perfectly. If you've ever felt personally victimized by a zero-waste TikTok, or guilt-tripped into buying a $300 upcycled rain poncho you didn't need, this book gets you.

Written by Loungemaster, author of The Lazy Guru's Guide to Life and The Lazy Guru's Guide to Surviving AI, this book is one part satire, one part sanity-saver. Through witty chapters, subtle wisdom, and bespoke illustrations, the Lazy Guru gently dismantles the myth that saving the planet requires suffering, spreadsheets, or a sourdough starter.
You'll laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe even exhale. Inside, you'll find: Why "doing your best" really is enoughThe psychological toll of conscious consumerism (and how to escape it)The quiet joy of skipping one more eco-trendA delightfully low-effort list of things that actually helpWhether you're already composting or just trying to remember your tote bag, this book invites you to care in a way that feels human, maybe even joyful.

You don't have to be perfect. You just have to be present (and maybe a little lazy).

Because saving the world isn't a competition. It's a vibe. And you're totally invited.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FK31VP7R
• ISBN13: 9798294112257
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 92 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"