The Last Thing Anyone Needs Is A Dribbling Crisis (And Other Small Talk)

By Ed Spencer

Absurdity stalks Ed Spencer like a demented wolf.

In this blackly comic collection of thoughts, observations and things that probably shouldn't have happened, expect the humdrum and the downright unusual, from Kafka-esque trips to the doctor, unwanted chivalry and bad breath, to overcoming a curse, and a life on the run from the murderous twitterati.

Ranging from the ridiculous to the painful, these Brautigan-inspired snapshots cover also the etiquette for interrupting a suicide, choosing the right post box, the impact of mushrooms on love, and how things turn out if your mother's a vegetarian in a tribe of cannibals.

Challenged to create a collection for the modern age - dwindling attention spans and all - these varied pieces are perfect to read in doses, on the bus, in a doctor's surgery, or waiting for your Tinder date to show up.

If you like laughing at the darker aspects of life, these are the stories for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1911403044
• ISBN13: 9781911403043
• Release Date: May 2018
• Publisher: Sigmund Fraud Books
• Length: 152 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 4.3" x 7.0"