The Lamenting Mallrats Society

By The Interns and Josh Gunderson

THE LAMENTING MALLRATS SOCIETY: THE POETRY OF THE INTERNS

There is a mall. We cannot tell you where it is. Not because we don't want to-but because we fear what might happen if we do.

This is not just a book. It is a transmission from the fluorescent-lit abyss. A collection of poems smuggled out of a place where time is an illusion, the mannequins have opinions, and something in the vents is getting bolder. These are the laments of the Interns-Marco, Cassie, Tobias, and Rachel-trapped in an eternal shift at a mall that refuses to be left behind.

Here, the food court whispers forbidden knowledge. The carousel still turns, even though it was removed years ago. There is a store in the west wing that does not exist on paper, yet is always having a clearance sale. And above it all, the haunted doll watches. Waiting.

This book will make you laugh, shudder, and question every trip you've ever taken to a shopping mall. It may also be your only chance to understand the warnings before it's too late.

Read at your own risk. You may find you've always belonged here.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F1YFK5NG
• ISBN13: 9798310919273
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 182 Pages
• Weight: 0.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.3" x 8.0"