"I'm looking for Pen lop , or Penny as I call her. Who she is? No clue. Why am I looking for her? Because I know she exists. Am I stupid? Not at all If at any point in my life I have been absolutely certain about something, it is this. And I will find her. No matter where she is " Thus begins G rard the fascinating tale of his search for his beloved one, the modern-day equivalent of the mythological Pen lop . Will he find her, or does she represent...