This thing is different than anything else. It's so expertly vacuolated! It enables me, somehow, to create-to hang my own literary entrails on the skeleton of elemental form. By camouflaging its native interior light, it somehow unveils my own. "Weird." -Shauna Reaves (high school English teacher) "We sit around at night with Hood Cooper and a stop-watch, and see who can read it the longest without bustin' up." -Mike Brewster (mechanic) "My friends...