The Gospel of the Head Plectrum

By Richard Hendry

THIS IS THE FIRST PRINTING OF THE LOST GOSPEL OF THE HEAD PLECTRUM. THIS WORK, BELIEVED TO BE COMPLETELY TRUE BY A FEW PEOPLE THAT ALSO FREQUENT OPIUM DENS AND FOLLOW A STRICT REGIMENT OF LSD USE, HAS NEVER BEEN TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH BEFORE NOW.

THE ORIGINAL PARCHMENT MANUSCRIPT IS ROLLED UP INSIDE A LARGE MASON JAR IN THE BASEMENT OF JAMES CAMERON'S HOUSE, PLACED NEXT TO THE ARC OF THE COVENANT AND THE SOUTH AMERICAN CRYSTAL SKULLS.

THIS GOSPEL TELLS A VERY DIFFERENT STORY OF OUR ORIGINS AND BY A VERY DIFFERENT CREATOR. AS WITH EVERYTHING THEOLOGICAL - IT IS UP TO THE READER WHAT THEY BUY.

YOU MAY, IF YOU CHOOSE, THINK OF THIS AS A WORK OF SERIOUS PEOPLE TO UNCOVER A DEEP HIDDEN TRUTH.

OR A WORK OF PURE FICTION OR THE END RESULTS OF ONE INSANE PERSON BOOSTING THAT THEY COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF ANYTHING AND SOME OTHER PERSON BETTING THEM 5.00 THAT THEY COULD NOT.

AND WHILE THAT WOULD SEEM TO BE A LONG WAY TO GO FOR A JOKE AND HALF A SAW BUCK IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GJSS8LSK
• ISBN13: 9798245628059
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 84 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"