A profane, hilarious, and wildly chaotic fantasy adventure Grimble Muldoon never wanted to be a hero.He just wanted to grow his carrots in peace.But after one particularly creative insult directed at a pompous noble, Grimble finds himself at the center of a rebellion he never signed up for. Now, thanks to an overenthusiastic bard, a clueless cult, and a village full of idiots who think he's some kind of legendary chosen one, he's stuck leading a revolution against the most powerful empire in the land.Armed with a bad attitude, an unholy amount of profanity, and a rake (yes, a rake), Grimble must survive inquisitors, bounty hunters, and the general incompetence of his own followers-all while trying to figure out whether or not he actually is magical... or just really, really lucky.
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