The Gnome Who Cursed the World

By Dustin Gross

A profane, hilarious, and wildly chaotic fantasy adventure

Grimble Muldoon never wanted to be a hero.He just wanted to grow his carrots in peace.But after one particularly creative insult directed at a pompous noble, Grimble finds himself at the center of a rebellion he never signed up for. Now, thanks to an overenthusiastic bard, a clueless cult, and a village full of idiots who think he's some kind of legendary chosen one, he's stuck leading a revolution against the most powerful empire in the land.Armed with a bad attitude, an unholy amount of profanity, and a rake (yes, a rake), Grimble must survive inquisitors, bounty hunters, and the general incompetence of his own followers-all while trying to figure out whether or not he actually is magical... or just really, really lucky.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F1NLF2ZW
• ISBN13: 9798314412794
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 110 Pages
• Weight: 0.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"