The Fellowship of the Bling

By Dustin Gross

When a petty thief with a flair for drama steals a cursed ring from a royal vault, he doesn't just unleash ancient evil-he unleashes fashion.

Meet Finn Fizzleboots: rogue, liar, accidental icon. One moment he's sneaking through shadows, the next he's bedazzled, bewitched, and strutting through town with cheekbones that could kill. Literally. The Ring of Vanya the Vain has chosen him as its vessel-and it has very strong opinions about style, power, and world domination.

To save his soul (and everyone else's wardrobe), Finn must team up with a reluctant band of fabulous misfits: a war-painted orc model, a duelist with perfume-based weapons, a limerick-hurling woodland creature, and a knight so boring he's invisible to magic. Together, they must survive cursed spas, undead fashion cults, glitter-fueled battles, and the most terrifying challenge of all: the runway to hell.

Witty. Absurd. Surprisingly emotional. And absolutely fabulous.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3162ZSK
• ISBN13: 9798316084098
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 154 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"