The EXPERT'S Guide To Killing Your Houseplants: The Coloring Book (Self-Hinder Series)

By Danner Keen

For more titles from Hex 24 Press, visit http://bit.ly/hex24press Do you aspire to possess the dubious talent of turning lush greenery into wilt? Is it your dream to become a notorious plant slayer? Introducing the twisted companion to the satirical guide, The EXPERT'S Guide To Killing Your Houseplants ! Extend your skills to the pages of this hilariously morbid coloring book, where you'll encounter a menagerie of tortured foliage, each illustration dripping with the irony of horticultural doom. From subjecting succulents to drowning baths to leaving ferns to wither in the cold grip of neglect, these macabre depictions will leave you chuckling uneasily at the absurdity of it all. Featuring a sinister assortment of botanical victims, this coloring book offers a chilling escape into the abyss of failed plant parenthood. Whether you find solace in the despair of your own plant graveyard or revel in the schadenfreude of others' botanical blunders, this grim coloring book promises to keep you entertained for hours on end. So sharpen your colored pencils, pour yourself a glass of hemlock (or maybe just a stiff drink), and prepare to delve into the murky depths of plant mortality. Because in the darkest corners of our gardens, laughter may be the only refuge from the looming specter of our own mortality.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D2TNK83F
• ISBN13: 9798323153657
• Release Date: April 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 63 Pages
• Dimensions: 11.0" x 0.1" x 8.5"