The Everything, Including Nothing: A Mostly True Account of Lies, Miracles, and Extremely Questionable Decisions

By Troy Harwood-Jones

Aen never intended to swear an inconvenient oath under questionable circumstances, flee moderately justified arson charges, or be mistaken for the prophet of a forgotten god no one even remembers inventing. But fate is poorly administered.

Now he travels with Brin (whose silence is outmatched only by the size of his fists), Mero (who treats problems like unattended wallets), and Seren-who weaponizes promises with alarming precision. Together, they careen through sacred paperwork, divine audits, outlawed miracles, and an alarming number of conned temples-bending reality into something dubiously improved, or at least considerably more memorable.

But when an ancient, misfiled truth escapes its story and begins rewriting the world, the team must choose: become the heroes everyone's been waiting for-or fake it with spectacular conviction. Because what's the point of truth when it's exactly the problem?

A gleefully subversive comic fantasy with teeth, tenderness, and a fondness for cosmic errors in triplicate, The Everything, Including Nothing is for readers who like their magic misbehaving, their gods mildly unreliable, and their found families forged in glorious, idiotic catastrophe.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1069698571
• ISBN13: 9781069698575
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Troy Harwood-Jones
• Length: 386 Pages
• Weight: 0.98 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.5" x 8.5"