Dear Dumbasses, God here, or as I'd like to be referred to in this here publication thingy, Red. In celebration of the upcoming Return of Christ we bring you a new book for the Bible, The Epiphany of Saint Eddie. Yay This book has everything The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the devil, death, angels, demons, cowboys, pirates, puppet shows, Me, and weed Lots and lots of weed OKAY Okay ... I know I...