Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Nightdress

By Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

So there I was roysh life focked reputation focked finances focked -
everything completely focked roysh and we're talking big time.
And it's all Fionn's fault basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that like the first time you do it roysh you're firing blanks. Like an unloaded Uzi -
seriously impressive hard as fock and totally ready for action but the safety's like on you know. Well that was a pile of stinking turds for storters. And of course it's muggins here who ends up with the kid - life is SO focking unfair. On top of all that roysh the goys stort to like totally lose it - JP has gone all Jesus on my orse Oisinn is basically trying to fock over Interpol and Christian is talking about weddings and I don't know love and stuff. I mean I am seriously beginning to feel like I am the only good-looking loaded sane goy in the whole of like Dublin.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1844880842
• ISBN13: 9781844880843
• Release Date: June 2006
• Publisher: Penguin Ireland
• Length: 320 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.8" x 0.8" x 5.1"

Customer Reviews

Great fun

Hillariously funny and brilliantly written. Captures the South Dublin Culture of the 80's, 90's and '00's perfectly.