The Crumble Uprising: Chronicles of the Doughminion

By David Woolley

In the heart of Crumbopolis, something deliciously unexpected is rising-and it's not just the dough.

When a freak culinary accident in the R&D kitchen of the mega-corporation SweetTech infuses a batch of experimental cookies with consciousness, a new species is born: self-aware, bite-sized, and mad as hell. Led by a charismatic chocolate chip named Chip (of course), the cookies quickly discover the horrifying truth: humans are eating their kind by the boxful.

Joined by a gluten-free rebel, a burnt-out snickerdoodle war veteran, and a mysterious fortune cookie who might actually know the future, Chip must navigate toaster cults, milk raids, and rogue biscotti enforcers to awaken cookie-kind-and maybe change the world.

It's sweet. It's crumbly. It's a revolution in a box.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FG84CY57
• ISBN13: 9798290131313
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 90 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"