Unlock the mysteries of your most enigmatic roommate. The Comprehensive English-Cat Dictionary is a comprehensive, heavily researched, and darkly humorous tool to understand exactly what your cat wants, demands, and is currently plotting. Bridging the gap between human logic and feline instinct, this definitive dictionary translates everyday English words into the complex language of cats.
Whether you are trying to negotiate peace, apologize for taking them to the vet, or simply figure out why they are screaming at a blank wall at 3:00 AM, this book provides the exact translations you need to communicate and better understand them.