The Coldplayed Vampire: A Paranormal Romance

By Alexandra Azalea

At a globally live-streamed music festival, a centuries-old vampire loses control and feeds on his girlfriend mid-show-caught in 4K by drones, phones, and projection screens. His secret's out. Now, the world's either terrified... or obsessed.

Blossom Armiss thought her biggest relationship problem was that Alden Bowman was mysterious and evasive. Then he bit her throat on the kiss cam, the footage went viral overnight, and suddenly she's the face of vampire-human relations.

Turns out getting bitten by your boyfriend doesn't just change your dietary requirements-it gives you the ability to manipulate social media and bend time itself. Too bad she's going to need both skills to survive what comes next: ancient vampires who want to murder every witness to their exposure, younger vampires trying to TikTok their way to acceptance, and a species war that's about to go global.

Some relationships are complicated. This one might end civilization.

A satirical novel. Perfect for fans of Charlaine Harris and anyone who's ever wondered what really happened at that #coldplayed moment.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FN8BX9PW
• ISBN13: 9798992196245
• Release Date: September 2025
• Publisher: Cork Place Press
• Length: 180 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"