The Chosen One's Guide to Not Dying (Again)

By Dustin Gross

The Chosen One is drunk. Again.

Dorn Drunkenfist has died seventeen times. The gods keep bringing him back. Why? No one knows-not even the gods. All he wants is another ale and a quiet death. Instead, he's saddled with a sarcastic talking sword, a prophecy he doesn't believe in, and a team of misfits including:

A vegan orc with anger issues

An elf thief with no impulse control

A wizard who sneezes fireballs

Together, they must stop the dark lord Valthor from tearing reality apart-assuming Dorn can survive hangovers, betrayal, and his own staggering incompetence.

Hilarious, profane, and unexpectedly heartfelt, The Chosen One's Guide to Not Dying (Again) is the fantasy parody you never knew you needed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3CH746N
• ISBN13: 9798316345540
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 90 Pages
• Weight: 0.21 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"