I have been blessed with a quick wit and a great sense of humor. I am a retired FAA air traffic controller. This book was inspired by an event with my first two grandchildren, Jesse and Alana. When they were younger, they were making a great deal of noise, and their mom told them to be quiet and said "Let's see who can be the quietest". With my ability to make them laugh, which I loved to do. I said "I was the quietest, and in fact I was the champion of Quiet". I went on and on declaring my quietness and was anything but quiet. They laughed and laughed. That story motivated me to write this book.