The Capitalist Manifesto by Ronald Grump: They Should Really Teach This at Universities

By Johann Bachmann

THE CAPITALIST MANIFESTO BY RONALD GRUMP: THEY SHOULD REALLY TEACH THIS AT UNIVERSETYS... THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOK EVER WRITTEN. ? (BESIDES THE ONES I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN, WHICH ARE ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT.) ARE YOU TIRED OF LOSING? SICK OF THE FAKE NEWS ECONOMISTS TELLING YOU THAT "MATH" AND "LOGIC" MATTER IN BUSINESS? WANT TO BE RICHER THAN EVERYONE YOU KNOW BUT WITH ZERO EFFORT? THEN THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU. IN THE CAPITALIST MANIFESTO, I-RONALD GRUMP, THE GREATEST BUSINESSMAN OF ALL TIME-WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WINNING AT BUSINESS, WINNING AT LIFE, AND WINNING SO MUCH YOU GET TIRED OF WINNING (BUT I NEVER GET TIRED). YOU'LL LEARN: WHY MONOPOLIES ARE ACTUALLY GREAT (FOR ME). HOW TO SELL ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T EXIST. THE SECRET TO NEVER PAYING TAXES (HINT: JUST DON'T). HOW TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY AND STILL CALL IT A VICTORY. WHY I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED, AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CALLING THIS BOOK "A MASTERPIECE," "THE NEXT GREAT ECONOMIC THEORY," AND "SOMETHING THAT SHOULD PROBABLY BE ILLEGAL." WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY BE TOO POWERFUL FOR WEAK-MINDED INDIVIDUALS WHO BELIEVE IN "RULES" AND "ETHICS." ANOTHER WARNING: IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS BOOK, YOU'RE A LOSER. FINAL WARNING: THIS IS THE ONLY BOOK IN HISTORY THAT CAN MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE INSTANTLY (RESULTS NOT GUARANTEED, BUT TRUST ME). BUY IT NOW, READ IT, BECOME RICH. OR DON'T. AND STAY POOR. YOUR CHOICE.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F262B72M
• ISBN13: 9798314907887
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 0.99 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"