The Book You Read To Your Dog.

By Brandi Russell

Every dog owner talks to their dog like this. Now there's a book for it.

Doorbells. Squirrels. The B-A-L-L. If your dog understands about eleven words and somehow still runs the entire household, this book is for both of you.

The Book You Read to Your Dog isn't meant to be read quietly - it's meant to be performed. Whispered. Shouted. Whined. Paused for maximum tail-wag effect. Grab your best puppy voice, look your dog dead in the eye, and watch chaos (and pure joy) unfold.

WARNING: Reading this book aloud may cause: Severe head-tiltingUncontrollable tail-waggingSudden "zoomies"A very confused (and very happy) dogEvery page is built for performance - with pauses, sound effects, and cues so even total beginners can land the bit. No talent required. Just a dog who loves you unconditionally and is about to have absolutely no idea what's happening.

A portion of proceeds from this book supports animal rescue, because every good dog deserves a happy ending.

Grab a copy for yourself, or for the dog-obsessed friend in your life who already talks to their pet like it's a tiny, furry person.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HKXG3MBK
• ISBN13: 9798174428331
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 48 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"