There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared - Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard "There was a Young Lady of Ryde, Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied; She purchased some clogs, And some small spotty dogs, And frequently walked about Ryde. There was an Old Man with a nose, Who said, "If you choose to suppose, That my nose is too long, You are certainly wrong " That remarkable...