The Book of Golf Excuses: Because Somehow You'd Still Find Water on Mars

By MC Bono

Every golfer has excuses. This book just puts them in writing.

The Book of Golf Excuses is a funny gift book for golfers who know the game is impossible, unfair, emotional, expensive, and somehow still worth playing again next weekend.

Inside, you'll find hilarious golf excuses, fake rules, golfer translations, ridiculous golf math, short stories from the fairway, and the emotional stages every golfer goes through from the first tee to the final "same time next week?"

Perfect for weekend golfers, golf dads, league players, terrible putters, chronic slicers, range heroes, and anyone who has ever blamed the wind, the lie, the greens, the club, the cart path, or basic physics.

Whether you're buying it for a golf buddy, a dad, a husband, a coworker, or yourself, this book is a lighthearted reminder that golf is not about being good.

It's about having a good excuse.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H4X5XVJJ
• ISBN13: 9798181102668
• Release Date: June 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 102 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"