The Book of Big Excuses: Excuses for Every Occasion . . .

By Tracey Turner

Hilariously entertaining, this book will teach you that: you're unlikely to get away with pretending to be dead; it's better to dump someone with no excuse at all than to tell them it's because they only like early Radiohead; sometimes, giving a genuine excuse is far more embarrassing than saying nothing; pretending to be an answering machine is never going to be convincing; and?you should never attempt to eat your underpants under any circumstances.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0340970553
• ISBN13: 9780340970553
• Release Date: October 2008
• Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.0" x 0.7" x 4.5"
• Age Range: 12 years and up
• Grade Range: Grade 7 and higher