The Bogus Bros Get a Pet

By Craig Alan Argo

The Bogus Bros Get a Pet - A Wild, Gross, Chaotic Adventure for Kids Ages 4-8

Perfect for fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, and other laugh-out-loud, totally bonkers books.

Andy and Jerry Bogus want a pet.

Not a cute pet.

Not a normal pet.

They want the MOST BOGUS PET EVER.

Armed with nets and questionable ideas, the brothers head into the wilderness... and stumble onto something absolutely bananas: a green-and-yellow egg with a mustache.

But instead of hatching a furry friend, the egg cracks open and out pops Ted - a giant from Planet Fart.

One magic fart-portal later, the Bogus Bros blast off into a world filled with huge feet, weird giants, dangerous dinners, booger trains, and nose-hair gymnastics.

It's gross.

It's chaotic.

It's totally Bogus.

And when the brothers almost get eaten by a giant who thinks they'd make tasty toppings for his hot dog bowl, they have to pull off their wildest, stinkiest rescue mission yet.

Kids Will Crack Up At:

A giant who hatches out of an egg with a mustacheMagic fart portals (yes... portals made of farts)A booger big enough to ride like a trainDeath-defying nose-hair swingsTotal, nonstop, Captain-Underpants-level chaos

Perfect For:

Kids ages 4-8 who love silly, gross-out humorFans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, Cat Kid, and The Bad GuysReluctant readers who need BIG laughs to stay engagedFun family read-aloud timeAnyone who believes books should be silly, fast, and way too much fun

Will the Bogus Bros ever get a pet?

Probably not.

But they'll definitely find trouble.

Get ready for farts, giants, boogers, and the Bogus Bros' most ridiculous plan yet.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1968860045
• ISBN13: 9781968860042
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Craig Alan Argo
• Length: 64 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 8.5"
• Age Range: 4 to 8 years
• Grade Range: Preschool to Grade 3