The Big Book of Farts: Dirty Gas, Crude Laughs, and the Ultimate Adult Gag Gift Joke Book
Kindle Unlimited readers can read this book for FREE.
Also available in paperback for the ultimate gag gift.
Warning: This isn't kid stuff. This is dirty, raunchy, unapologetic adult humor.
Let's be honest: every great story starts with an asshole.
The Big Book of Farts is not a polite giggle book for teenagers. It's a filthy, no-filter catalog of every blast, ripper, and colon symphony your body can produce. From bar stools to bedrooms, from Ben Franklin's historic essay "Fart Proudly" to the kind of gas that ruins marriages, this collection goes where no whoopee cushion ever dared.
Inside you'll find:
The loud ones that make heads turn in church, classrooms, and boardrooms.
The silent assassins that choke elevators, airplanes, and first dates.
The wet, sticky, brown-trouser bombs that change laundry day forever.
The drunken disasters from beer, tequila, whiskey, and wine.
The bedroom blasts - foreplay, quickies, and queefs that kill the mood faster than bad dirty talk.
The religious stinkers that prove no pew is safe from sulfur.
The holiday and family feasts where turkey, cabbage, and deviled eggs become weapons of mass destruction.
And the gym, travel, and workplace farts that guarantee HR complaints, broken treadmills, and permanent Uber bans.
This isn't just a list - it's a celebration of humanity's most disgusting common ground: the butthole fart. Delivered with crude honesty, savage one-liners, and adult-only bite, it's the kind of book you don't just laugh at - you read out loud to friends until someone snorts beer through their nose.
Why This Book Exists
Some books claim to change your life. This one just wants to make you laugh until your stomach hurts and your cheeks ache (both sets). Whether you're looking for a late-night laugh, a bathroom reader, or the dirtiest gag gift that will actually get used, The Big Book of Farts delivers.
Who This Book Is For
People who think fart humor never gets old (spoiler: it doesn't).
Adults who want a dirty joke book that actually goes all the way.
Kindle Unlimited readers who like their laughs crude, raunchy, and sometimes disgusting.
Anyone hunting for the ultimate gag gift paperback that will shock, offend, and get passed around the party.
Why You'll Laugh Until You Clench
Because farting doesn't care who you are. Rich or poor, priest or pornstar, everyone cuts the cheese. And when it's this dirty, this crude, and this honest - you can't help but laugh.
So grab your copy today - in Kindle for instant laughs or in paperback for the dirtiest gag gift on Amazon.
Just don't read it in public unless you're ready to explain why you're crying with laughter.
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