The Bidet Bid

By Rachel K. Martin

The core of the screenplay, if it can be called that, revolves around a recurring, almost chanting plea: "wipe my ass." This phrase, repeated and emphasized, signifies a profound and urgent need for assistance and care. The context reveals that this is not a literal, biological necessity due to gas, but a metaphorical demand for a deeper form of cleansing or resolution. The protagonist expresses a desire for a more advanced, modern solution to this recurring "problem"-a bidet-indicating a yearning for efficiency and perhaps a release from the more primal, messy aspects of existence.

This desire is directly linked to a distant individual, whom the protagonist thinks of "every day" and credits with a connection that bridges the physical separation. The relationship, though geographically challenged, is characterized by an intense, almost overwhelming sense of unity, culminating in the declaration, "we are one / lump of un." This suggests a shared, raw, and perhaps unrefined state of being, a communal existence that embraces the messy and fundamental aspects of humanity, transcending individual boundaries and the conventional forms of connection.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GPMTXD8T
• ISBN13: 9798249192754
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 30 Pages
• Weight: 0.09 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.3" x 8.0"