The Bible of Pooping

By Harald Sesselmann

THE HOLY SCRIPTURE OF CONTROLLED LOSS OF CONTROL

This book is not a guide.

It does not explain how to poop.
It does not give advice.
It does not warn you.
And it certainly does not try to improve you.

This book is a parody.

A mercilessly honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of something humans have been doing for centuries -
usually in silence, often in denial, and almost always pretending it is completely normal.

Since humans have existed, there have been:

toilets, bathrooms, and locked doorsurgency paired with false confidencethe belief that "this will be quick"and the quiet hope that nobody noticed anything

In 200 holy facts, this book dissects with dry, observational humor:

why it is never as quick as plannedwhy the body always chooses the worst possible momentwhy silence on the toilet is never truly silentand why dignity is always negotiable, but never guaranteed

This is not a joke book full of one-liners.
It is satire, observation, and recognition.
Made to make you laugh.
Made to make you nod.
Made to make you think: Yes. Exactly this.

THE PERFECT GIFT BOOK FOR:

birthdaysChristmasSecret Santa & gift exchangeshousewarmingsbachelor parties & casual gag giftsfriends, coworkers, partners, and siblingspeople who claim they "never take long"anyone who owns a bathroom

Whether as toilet reading, bathroom decor, sofa entertainment, or short breaks of questionable reflection:
this book works everywhere humans sit down and lock the door.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GKPDL9JB
• ISBN13: 9798232902155
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: HS Publishing
• Length: 86 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"