WANTED: ABLE BODIED MEN BETWEEN THE AGES OF 19 AND 49
Lindsay Lazarus has just been crowned the 76th Atomic Goddess of America and she wants YOU to fight for her. WIN and all expense pair trip to DEATH ISLAND where you will do battle with 49 other men to win the hand of the ATOMIC GODDESS Only the truly brave need apply. Participate in the greatest American contest EVER and you might just win LINDSAY LAZARUS herself
(WARNING: Death Island may be hazardous to your health)