The Assassins' Union Is on Strike

By Dustin Gross

Kill quotas. Health insurance. Exploding interns. Welcome to the modern workplace-assassination division.

Toby Graves is the world's most mediocre contract killer. He's got a company ID, a blood-stained tie, and a nervous breakdown scheduled for Tuesday. But when the Assassins' Union declares a strike-halting all murders globally-Toby becomes an accidental symbol of rebellion... mostly because everyone else got blown up.

Hunted by corporate drones (literally), stalked by a psycho influencer with a kill channel, and shadowed by Brenda from HR (who may or may not be Satan), Toby has one chance to survive: spark a revolution in a world where efficiency is deadly and your coworkers really are out to kill you.

The Assassins' Union Is on Strike is a high-octane satire packed with gunfire, sarcasm, bureaucratic hellscapes, and the most terrifying villain of all: performance evaluations.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F2P22W9F
• ISBN13: 9798315695967
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"