The Apocalypse Has Customer Support

By Dianna Aubin

When the apocalypse arrives, humanity discovers the end of the world is not caused by aliens, zombies, or angry gods.
It is caused by customer support.

After every phone, television, and smart device on Earth begins displaying strange corporate messages, exhausted office worker Elliot Vance finds himself trapped on hold with Universal Closure Solutions; the interdimensional company responsible for managing planetary extinctions.

Unfortunately, Earth's apocalypse was activated two centuries early by Kevin, an undertrained intern who accidentally pressed the wrong button.
Now reality is collapsing under a mountain of refund requests, timelines are merging together, dinosaurs are roaming downtown traffic, and Nebraska somehow owns the planet legally.

To make matters worse: The Four Horsemen have HR problemsThe moon keeps leaving negative reviewsCustomer satisfaction surveys may destroy civilizationUpper management abandoned reality for a leadership retreat in the VoidAnd the hold music never stopsTeaming up with an emotionally broken apocalypse supervisor, a terrifying refund auditor, and the least qualified intern in the universe, Elliot must survive corporate extinction before humanity gets permanently deleted.

The Apocalypse Has Customer Support is a wildly absurd sci-fi comedy packed with bureaucratic nightmares, cosmic incompetence, and the horrifying realization that the universe runs on paperwork.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H3LNXQVQ
• ISBN13: 9798199488068
• Release Date: June 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 152 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"